THE NORCAL PECKERWOOD hatched over 60 years ago in some undisclosed northern, shithole state of these Untied States of America. The first in a large brood of hatchlings, THE NORCAL PECKERWOOD left the nest while still a fledgling. After years of migratory flight across 49 of 50 states, THE NORCAL PECKERWOOD settled permanently on the Pacific Coast of Northern California.

Though well educated, THE NORCAL PECKERWOOD is known to mire itself in petty subject matter, some of which borders on the inane, the insane, and the profane. THE NORCAL PECKERWOOD is not averse to engaging in low-brow humor, performing some of the most infantile quips and cracks as routine behavior, nor is it above some of the most primitive jests practiced by the lower species of bird and man. [more]